Of course it is.
ALL BITCHES THIS IS MY HOME TOWN TAKE A FUCKING SEAT WHILE I TELL YOU THIS STORY. GET A BOWL OF POPCORN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS DOPE
IN THE 1940’S PORTLAND WAS PUTTING IN LAMPPOSTS AND FOR WHATEVER GOD DAMN REASON THIS ONE NEVER GOT FILLED.
IN 1946, DICK FAGAN, AN AMERICAN IRISHMAN WHO WROTE FOR THE OREGON JOURNAL, GOT BLOODY FUCKING BORED AT HIS JOB AND WOULD LOOK OUT HIS WINDOW ONTO THIS SAD EXCUSE FOR ROAD CONSTRUCTION HOLE. ONE DAY HE SAID “FUCK THIS” AND PLANTED SOME FLOWERS.
HE WROTE ABOUT THIS NEW FUCKING PARK AND SPOKE ABOUT HOW LEPRECHAUNS LIVED THERE AND SHIT. MOTHERFUCKING LEPRECHAUNS IN THE MIDDLE OF DOWNTOWN, WHAT THE SHIT.
HOLD ONTO TO THE EDGE OF YOUR SEATS BECAUSE THIS RIDE GETS EVEN BETTER. THIS PARK HOLDS A GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR BEING THE SMALLEST PARK WITH WITH INFORMATION SAYING “It was designated as a city park on 17 March 1948 at the behest of the city journalist Dick Fagan (USA) for snail races and as a colony for leprechauns”. MOTHER. FUCKING. SNAIL RACES. BITCHES.
IT’S EVEN BEEN PIMPED OUT OVER THE YEARS
HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKS WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS HERE
WE CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT.
THE BEST PART IS THAT IT EVEN HAD OCCUPY PORTLAND PROTESTERS
SO I HOPE YOU FUCKING LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY ABOUT TINY ASS PARKS.
I would love to be a platform artist, but I just don’t think I’m that great. The companies that I totally back, I don’t think I would fit their image. I’m not necessarily burnt out. Just really down about things lately.
I’m a super strong cyborg mermaid :D
I’m incredibly talented and sexually attractive
I’m a Knight river between mainlands and islands… um… Knight with water powers I guess???
I’m a flying villain with a hypnotic butt.
Squelching, mostly. Absorbing nutrients with my umbilical cords.
Controlling arthropods and being extremely weak to aquatic vehicles
I speak really bad French and give people unpleasant dreams
instantaneous non-communication, skellingtons
The power to be very small and fuzzy and French?
The power to do calisthenics really well. I don’t have the power currently. :/
I’m a knight from hell with the power to rock?
pretty much every stylist app and digital magazine can only be viewed on apple products. Fuck a duck.
Soooo… why not pair the witches and voodoo practicioners against hunters and ya know stop making voodoo look evil and vengeful and that goes to anyone who uses voodoo in stories. Like I get this series tries super hard to shock people using everyrtghing tumblr hates , but damn. The stylist eye candy and actors are the only reason I am still watching.
Coven where the butler plays tea time.
New iron fist loveeeeee